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So, me and color are friends…I saw a pattern that looked like a giant circle with armholes, in beige. I thought, β€œBeige? Oh HELL no… and that big blank spot in the backβ€” with my size that would be just acres and acres of nothing! And I like sleeves. And mesh will keep me from gnawing on my wrists through the outer rings. And, hey, what about crab stitch on the border so I can contemplate all my questionable life choices!” And it’s beautiful and I love it and I will wear it until all my children AND my parents AND my spouse expire from mortification and I have ZERO REGRETS.

Oh! And it’s NOT your imaginationβ€” one of the sleeves is a tricolored scrap dump. I may love that part most of all.
cr : queen