Border patrol, El Paso. Man trying to get through the border. The man had criminal cocaine residue around his nose and then he dropped the name of Democrat General Mark Kelly and said they were friends.
Border patrol agent: “Score, look at this. What do you guys think? We’ve got this man here, he’s got what appears to be a bunch of cocaine residue around his nose. He says he’s ex-military, I don’t know how true that is, and he claims that General Kelly is his friend.”