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This woman being red pilled. Join the MAGA movement, sister. There is plenty of…

This woman being red pilled.

Join the MAGA movement, sister. There is plenty of room for those who embrace common sense.

“I’m not even a Republican, but every time someone on the left opens their mouth right now, like, I am this close. I am this close to becoming a Republican. When I hear the words “no human is illegal” coming from a group of people that more than likely own [expletive] passports, like, I am this close to putting a MAGA hat in my cart. Like, I am trying to be reasonable, okay? I am trying. I have very leftist views, okay? I don’t like guns. I believe in trans rights. I believe that if you’re a consenting adult, you can do whatever the hell you want to with your body. But when you start replacing words like “mother” with “birth giver” and you see people like Gavin Newsom calling his own wife the “First Partner of California,” like, I can feel my soul applying for an NRA membership. Like, I have traditionally leftist views, okay? I recycle. I believe in clean energy. I believe in healthcare for all. I understand and acknowledge that racism is alive and well in America today. But when I ask for something as simple as border security and you start throwing out words like “racist” and “fascist” and “bigot” and “authoritarian,” I start Googling where to buy a [expletive] F-250. And I don’t even like trucks. I hate trucks. I would never drive a truck. But the way you guys are acting is literally making me want to do something so cringe, like, fly a giant American flag off of my front porch. And don’t even get me started on the Fourth of July. Oh, my God. Every time that a leftist says that they’re not celebrating the Fourth of July or that the Fourth of July is canceled, I promise you, another piece of American flag clothing gets put in my cart. I mean, maybe at this point I should thank you for reviving my patriotism because every time you open your mouth, I become more and more of a patriot for this country.”