An elderly couple was driving cross-country when a highway patrol officer pulled them over. 🚓
The wife was driving, but her hearing wasn’t so great.
👮 Officer: “Ma’am, do you realize you were speeding?”
👵 Wife (turning to her husband): “What did he say?”
👴 Husband: “He says you were speeding!”
👮 Officer: “May I see your license, please?”
👵 Wife: “What did he say?”
👴 Husband: “He wants your license!”
She digs it out of her purse and hands it over. The officer studies it and chuckles.
👮 Officer: “Arkansas, huh? I went on a blind date there once… with the ugliest woman I’ve ever met.”
👵 Wife: “What did he say?”
👴 Husband (grinning): “He says he knows you!” 🤣
