>Be born in 1949
>Don’t have to fight in a war
>Be 20 years old in time for the summer of ’69
>Pick up some ridiculous 10/10 who’s hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month
>She’s immediately into me because she’s from a small town and I’m the only man in her life who’s not her father or brother
>Bring her home and marry her
>Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained on company dime
>Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year
>rent out my land for decades
>retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use
“Kids today just don’t understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps”