I just can’t stop laughing. This lady is hilarious!! 😅😅
“I have to tell you guys something that just happened to me and I’m gonna do my best to not break out in laughter because I literally just calmed down enough after what just happened. So, I’m at the grocery store… I’m at the grocery store in between appointments just to get a Diet Coke. And I see one of my good friends in the checkout line. And so I went up behind her… I went up behind her and I put my arms around her in a big bear hug from behind and I picked her up off the ground and I went, “Oops!” And she screamed so loud! I was laughing. I put her down, she turned around, and it wasn’t my friend. It was an older, like, woman. And she started laughing. And I was like, “I am so sorry, I am so sorry!” So I start laughing, and we’re in the checkout line, everyone’s looking at us. And I said, “The good news is you look 45 years old from behind.” And she said… she said, “Yeah, well the bad news is I just wet my pants.” And I was like, “I’m so sorry. What can I do? Can I buy your groceries? What do you need?” And she said, “I need a new pair of pants.” And she’s laughing and I’m laughing. And she said, “Don’t worry about it.” And I just left. And I didn’t even get my Diet Coke. So, I don’t know if you guys are having a good day or a bad day, but unless you are picking up older women and literally scaring the piss out of them, you’re doing pretty good. Who does that? Me. Oh my god, I just wet my pants. I’ll remember that forever. Oh my god. Happy Friday!”
