JUST NOW: James Carville goes on his most unhinged rant ever. Makes up wild conspiracy theory about President Trump suffering from syphilis, demands news outlets do analysis on Trump’s hands, and suggests ‘No Kings’ rallies be rebranded as ‘No Syphilis’ rallies.
“A smart observer took some pictures of his hand. Uh-oh. We’re posting it so you can see the discoloration, and you’re further gonna see something interesting—you’re gonna see a shitty attempt at makeup to try to hide this. Now, if you’re suffering and—I’m not a medical diagnostician—but if this is the condition that you have, you can cover up skin discoloration with makeup. And you’re not being served by a commentator that basically has one thumb up his ass and one thumb in its mouth, and it’s switching every thirty seconds. Go do your job! Find out what’s going on with his hand. Find out what’s going on with his capacity. Have people look at his slurred language. Have people look at the deterioration that’s going on right now, in the madness, in the corruption, and all of the other stuff that’s going on.
“Whoa, rah-rah, Johnny come marching home together, we’re gonna bomb this, bunker buster, atomic bombs, blow, bomb, bomb, bomb… And then listen to what the idiots say on TV. ‘Well, what about the Democrats? They only got a disapproval rating, and we in a state of collapse and this and that, and let’s have a panel discussion and we’re gonna have a regression analysis and—and we can do all that.’ What the fuck are you talking about? Don’t worry about having a panel discussion about the Democrats and what they’re gonna do. Look at what’s right in front of you. Look at what’s right in front of you.
“And I think there is sufficient reason to marshal resources together to see what the hell’s going on here, which may be even caused by underlying—what do you call it?—syphilitic… I don’t know what the medical word for it is. In other words, he may have the clap. And I think this is… I think it is. And we had the ‘No Kings,’ which is the largest thing, and, you know, maybe we should have ‘No Syphilis’ rallies.”