While Hosting My BIL and His Bride on Their Honeymoon, He Demanded We Give Our Bedroom — He Regretted Asking
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Think you’ve had houseguests from hell? My brother-in-law topped them all. We let him and his wife honeymoon at our place, only for them to take over our home—and even our bedroom. But in the end, karma delivered the perfect payback.
My husband Marcus and I are lucky enough to live in a little corner of paradise called Seabreeze Point. Picture this: a soft stretch of beach just a short walk from our front porch, hiking trails that twist through pine-scented hills, and tiny cliffside cafés where you can sip a latte while dolphins leap in the surf below. It’s the sort of place people plan and save all year just to visit for a week.
Naturally, our guest room gets plenty of use. Friends, relatives, even Marcus’s old college roommates—everyone eventually finds a reason to show up with a suitcase, wide-eyed and ready for a coastal escape.
And honestly? We love it. Sharing this place feels like sharing a secret. So when Marcus’s younger brother, Trevor, called me three months ago, his voice practically vibrating through the speaker, I didn’t hesitate.
“Lena, you’re gonna love this,” he said, and I could hear him grinning. “Paige and I are finally getting married next month! We were wondering… any chance we could stay at your place for our honeymoon? Money’s tight with the wedding and all.”
I looked across the table at Marcus. He was already nodding, that same warm smile that stole my heart over a decade ago lighting up his face.
“Of course!” I said. “We’d be honored. How long are we talking?”
“Just a week. We promise we’ll be the easiest houseguests you’ve ever had.”
Famous last words.
Two weeks before they were due to arrive, Marcus’s phone buzzed during dinner. He glanced at the screen, then frowned.
“It’s from Trevor,” he said, swiping to read the message. His expression shifted from neutral to a mix of disbelief and irritation.
“What is it?” I asked.
Marcus read aloud: “Hey man, any chance Paige and I could use your bedroom while we’re there? That air mattress in the guest room doesn’t exactly scream honeymoon, you know?”
We just sat there for a beat. Our home has two bedrooms: ours, and my small home office, which doubles as a guest room. We’d invested in a top-of-the-line air mattress, the kind that actually feels like a regular bed, complete with extra blankets and pillows.
But our bedroom was our sanctuary—where we collapsed after long days, whispered to each other in the dark, and kept our most personal things.
“What do you think?” Marcus asked, though his tone told me he already knew my answer.
“I can’t do it,” I said. “That’s our private space. I don’t want anyone else sleeping in our bed or rifling through our things. It’s just… no.”
“Same,” Marcus said. “I’ll tell him.”
He texted back: Sorry, but we’re not comfortable with that. The guest room’s all yours though—it’s really comfortable. Looking forward to seeing you guys!
The reply came within minutes: Seriously? It’s our honeymoon. One week. Whatever.
Marcus tossed his phone onto the counter. “Well, that went great.”
The day they were set to arrive was already hectic—our daughter, Tessa, was having her eighth birthday party that afternoon, and I was in full prep mode: chopping veggies, threading fruit skewers, icing cupcakes, cooking spaghetti, setting up the dining table. Marcus was vacuuming the guest room when I heard car doors slam.
“They’re here!” I called.
I opened the door, expecting hugs and happy greetings. Instead, Trevor and Paige brushed past me without a word, hauling their suitcases straight down the hall.
“How was the drive from Ridge Valley?” I asked.
“Long,” Paige said flatly. “Where’s the bathroom?”
Before I could answer, I heard the unmistakable sound of our bedroom door opening. My stomach tightened.
Sure enough, I found them in our room—Trevor unpacking onto our bed, Paige leaning into my dresser mirror to check her makeup.
“Um, guys? Your room’s actually across the hall.”
Trevor didn’t even glance up. “Yeah, we talked about this. Paige gets carsick, and this room has better airflow. We’ll just stay here.”
“But we already told you—”
“Lena,” Paige cut in, “it’s our honeymoon. One week. You’ve had this room for years—surely you can handle sleeping somewhere else for a few nights.”
It felt like a slap. “This is our bedroom. We offered you the guest room—it’s perfectly comfortable.”
Trevor finally looked at me, his jaw tight. “We’re not sleeping on an air mattress for our honeymoon. End of story.”
I found Marcus in the garage, tightening a bolt on our son Caleb’s bike.
“They’re in our room,” I blurted.
His head snapped up. “What do you mean in our room?”
“They’ve unpacked. Paige’s makeup is all over the bathroom counter.”
Marcus’s face cycled through shock, anger, and disbelief in seconds. “You’ve got to be kidding me.”
“I wish I was.”
He started toward the door, but I grabbed his arm. “Wait—Tessa’s friends will be here any minute. Let’s just get through the party first.”… (continue reading in the 1st comment)
